I do what I want , when I want, where I want...as...
Me: OMG I can't believe you came to my house I'm honored
Michael Jackson: You kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
Michael and Janet are too kind for their own good.– Joseph Jackson (via strange-inhumanity)
When you're sleeping at a friend's house and you...
me: i am so bored
unfinished video games: play me
unfinished books: read me
unfinished tv shows and unwatched movies: watch me
daily exercise routine: complete me
me: there's nothing to do
2 seconds later
me: why didn't they reply oh my god do they hate me this is all my fault why do i suck so much i'm so needy and weird and i hate everything i'm never talking to anybody again